1. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BAE TOM PHILLIPS

    I watch Main Event to get away from Maggle Cole!

    Tagged #wwe #main event
     
  2. Alright, WWE, the ball is in your court with this Dean Ambrose is Missing story.

    This had better lead to a series of web shorts starring Damien Sandow, P.I. attempting to track him down in back alleys, garbage heaps, and animal shelters, which he thinks are “furry libraries”

     

  3. I love you so much right now, WWE. This is how you keep an angle hot. This is how you keep a character hot. Use every resource and platform you have to maintain kayfabe in and out of the ring. 

     

  4. Mainstream media giving any kind of attention to wrestling validates all my life choices.

    (YES THE ONION IS MAINSTREAM MEDIA)

     
  5. Grace under fire.

     
  6. Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose, August 18, 2014

     

  7. HOW IS THIS NOT A PPV MATCH

     

  8. C-Z-DUB! C-Z-DUB!

     

  9. RICK ROSS VS. ZANGIEF

    BOOK IT

     

  10. cesarosection:

    The Big Guy is over as fuck I don’t care that this is a hometown crowd for him, this is what I need.